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- Published:June 26th, 2009
- Comments:5 Comments
- Topic:Iowa Cityness, Movies and TV, Try It
You probably don’t know this, but I’m a budding Trekkie.
Budding, yes, because I am very new to this business. My very first Star Trek experience was the new movie. I won’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it, except that it’s more than three and less than five.
Anyway, amidst these viewings a couple friends and I decided to watch the entire original tv series. We have already managed to watch the first 16 episodes.
Already there has been repetition of plotlines, recycling of characters, spectacularly bad sets/props, and laughable dialogue. And a few truly terrible episodes (picture if you will, a spinning cube…..OF DEATH!!!!).
But really, it doesn’t matter, because we love Spock. Ahem. And…
TREKFEST IS TOMORROW!
It’s in Riverside, the future birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk, and there will be a parade, costume contest, scavenger hunt, lots of dumb hick things (cow chip bingo????), and Cast members from the original show! Sulu! Uhura! Chekov (who we haven’t actually met yet because he’s not in the first season)!
But though we will see them on their parade float, you have to buy expensive tickets to go to their Q & A session and pay even more to take a picture with them or have them sign something. Lame.
Except… they are judging the costume contest! Yes! A chance to see them up close and maybe even talk to them!
Which brings me to why I, the Crafster, am posting about Star Trek and Trekfest:
MAKE YOUR OWN STAR TREK DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!! A TWO DAY PROJECT (glue needs to dry)
Total estimated time spent: 1 1/2 hours
I tried to convince my friend to be one of these green girls, because she would win the contest (and cash prize, and the notice of the castmembers!) for sure, but the predicted unpleasantness of green paint dripping down her face all day overcame her competitive nature. Girl has no guts.
So our inspiration is taking a more traditional form, a la Enterprise crew. Mainly I just love this picture:
Star Trek uniforms come in three colors: red, blue, or super awesome green/yellow like Kirk’s shirt above. Finding a suitable dress to Star Trek-ify will probably be the hardest part of the whole job. I found a hideous one just the right shade of green/yellow at the 2nd Act:
Besides the dress, you will need:
sewing machine + thread, fabric shears, cheap white fabric, gold rick rack (squigly sparkly ribbon), fabric glue, silver glitter glue
1. Smear some glitter glue in the general shape of the Star Trek insignia onto some cheap-o white fabric you find lying around.

It doesn’t have to be precise at all, you’ll cut it out later.
2. Hem the dress. A lot. Very important tip: ladies, your Star Trek dress absolutely must be scandalously short. Take a cue from Uhura:
I took mine up 7 inches!
3. Glue rick rack along the hem. VIT: stuff the dress with extra fabric or paper to prevent glue from soaking through to the other side. In the show the ornamentation actually along the sleeves and signifies rank, but here it’s just sweet looking:

4. That’s all for Day 1. Go to bed and let all that glue dry.
5. Wake up! Cut out the insignia (don’t forget to cut out a star) and glue over your heart (awwww), again stuffing the dress.

6. BAM!

Now you’re ready to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before!
Go to Trekfest! Wear a costume! Meet the stars!






















